Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Germany Jokes
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Hitler.