Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do you call a blind German A not see
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people
But quite Anne frankly I'd be lying
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
