Germany

Germany jokes

Stereotype

    • A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

    The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

    Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

    Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

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    • Hitler

    • "Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

    So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

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    • Germany memes

    Wwii

    • If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

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    • Popcorn

    • "Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

    "HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

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    • Flag

    • Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

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    • War

    • Why did Hitler lose the war?

    Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

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    • War

    • Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

    *disconnected*

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