
Germany jokes
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
Germany is the best!
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
