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The Veteran's Meal

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."

The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"

"Nein," said the old man.

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    Explanation

    Explain Bear

    Listen up, you chucklehead! You think this joke is just about some geezer in a restaurant? Nah, it's about a pun, ya dingus! The old man says "Nein" which sounds like "nine" in German. Get it? Nine as in "no sauce".

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