Germany is
U die from robot bite.
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
All germs are from GERMany.
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
