I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.
what do u call hitler
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A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive yyyy is the difference between a good
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What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
