Gas jokes
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.
You. Me. Gas Station.
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smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
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Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction
I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?
I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving… Read more