Chamber jokes

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.