why did kill himself
becuase he is adopet to a fat man who farts
why did hittle kill himself because he wanted to buy car but the hittler farted
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger đđ? Mustard gas.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didnât want to pay the gas bill
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
poopy farty pee
GOTTVERDAMMT HANS I SAID âGLASS OF JUICEâ NOT âGAS ZE JEWSâ
So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says âcan I have a kitcat chunckyâ so she gets him one and then he says âno I want a normal kitcat you fat bitchâ.
what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas... what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past.. why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O L S
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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day Iâm driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
