Gas jokes

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Fart a lot.

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.

The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.

When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"

She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.

The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"

She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."

The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"

Fart <3

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

His gas bill was too high.