Eye Contact jokes
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Only in London underground lol
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Community talk
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.