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Owl

4 years ago

The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

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    Gas Station

    1 year ago
    The image shows three dogs sitting on a couch. One dog on the left is facing away from the viewer, the dog in the middle is looking to the side, and the dog on the right is looking directly at the middle dog. The text says: "Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station."
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  • Grape

    1 year ago
    A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."
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  • Penalty

    2 years ago

    Only in London underground lol

    A sign with a red background reads "No eye contact. Penalty £200." There is also a red circle with a line through it.
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  • Straw

    2 years ago

    HM

    A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."
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  • Gas Station

    1 year ago
    Three dogs are sitting on a couch. The dog on the right with yellow boots seems to be avoiding the eye contact with the other two dogs. Text on the image reads: "Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station."
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