Industry

Industry Jokes

Windmill

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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  • Michael Jackson

    Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

    They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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  • Soda

    I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

    It was soda-pressing.

    Sole

    Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

    Many soles were lost.

    Man

    Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?

    He got to cut himself.

    Russian

    Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

    Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

    Pornstar

    How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

    She was too used to grabbing the tip.

    Construction

    I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

    Animal

    "I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

    Cheese

    Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

    There was nothing left but de-brie.

    Porn

    My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

    And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.