The 20+ Best Industry Jokes

Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.

How do rappers keep themselves clean?

They drop SOAP BARS

Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?

He got to cut himself.

I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.

Porn

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.

I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.