Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
Porn
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative. This will be to help the struggling 'personal services' industry, and will be labelled, 'Sleep out to Help out.'
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
