Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
