Industry jokes
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.