Gas jokes
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Memes
You. Me. Gas Station.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.