Gas jokes
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.