Gas Jokes

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)

-You die of laughter.

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

What do you call a farting boxer???

Gaseous Clay

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

Uranus is a gassy planet

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.

I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took

what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade

what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

i farted

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

Uranus? More like urine is gassy. (Uranus is urine btw)

TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.