What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
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Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
GOTTVERDAMMT HANS I SAID “GLASS OF JUICE” NOT “GAS ZE JEWS”
What do you call a farting boxer???
Gaseous Clay
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Uranus is a gassy planet
