The truth behind hitlers suicide, his gas bill was to high.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
what do you call onions and beans tear gas
why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas"
Why was the noble gas not emo? Because they were thinking RIGHT.
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
gas gas gas i'm gonna step on your ass TONIGHT FOR FUN YEAH YEAH YEAH
Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class. Wee boy says"Can you smell gas?? Wee girl replies"I canny even smell my name"
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
What was hitlers facorite part of the car? The gas tank
