Gas Jokes

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

what do you call onions and beans tear gas

Uranus? More like urine is gassy. (Uranus is urine btw)

why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak

Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.

Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas

Why was the noble gas not emo? Because they were thinking RIGHT.

What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas"

What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone

My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas

TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.

Man all these jokes suck they're horipuning

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Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.

Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class. Wee boy says"Can you smell gas?? Wee girl replies"I canny even smell my name"

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste