Fuel

Fuel Jokes

Fat

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Hitler

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

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  • Hitler

    Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?

    A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.

    Turtle

    What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

    He went to the Shell station.

    Gas

    Gas is expensive nowadays.

    In the 1940s, they got it for free.

    Coal

    What is the difference between white people and coal?

    It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

    Gas

    I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

    Car

    What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

    Only one gets fuel.

    Kobe

    Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

    Coal

    What did the coal say to the charcoal?

    You look pretty coal! 🤣

    Nut

    Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

    Kobe

    Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

    Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

    Gas

    What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?

    They both get really high.