Fuel jokes
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.