Ideal No-Lifer Girlfriend Preferences

I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me

crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)

hating showers (showering once a month) and brushing teeth (brushing once every 4 days), but having shaved armpits

baggy clothed 24/7, not changing clothes, sweat stains in the pits

often consuming unhealthy food and drinks

thin, not much muscles on her, pretty short, both submissive and dominant depending on how she feels, but I would prefer her being mostly dominant

mentally unstable, not too much, mixed anxiety depression disorder would be good

without parents or any other relatives, just living with me

gamer, bed-rotter and a neet

must have a good heart

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