Fucking jokes

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Kylin fucks his sister.

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.

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