Fucking jokes
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Kylin fucks his sister.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
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Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.