Fucking jokes

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Kylin fucks his sister.

How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!