Tutorial jokes
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.



