Tutorial jokes
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.



