Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
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Alright listen up, genius! This Jimmy Carr fella says he makes grub with veggie stuff, right? But here's the kicker: If the veggies don't like it, tough luck! They can either eat it or beat it. Get it? You probably don't, since you're reading this. Some people are so dense, light bends around them! Did you know the average person produces enough saliva in their lifetime to fill two swimming pools? I bet you've drooled enough to fill three!