Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Fucking Jokes
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Kylin fucks his sister.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
