No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
dont be racist i am a building twin towers: fucked it was fake BE RACIST
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
little jonny fucked his mum
I fucking love rhubarbs
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
i did just see a blind person trying to fuck a dog
this is fucked up my name is shaylie
If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"
Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow
These are the reasons the west will fall, also men's rights are fucking stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
ohh yea FRESHFRY FUCKED A BOY!!
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
You know that you fuck better then dad? I know, mom say that too. (Tipical Alabama Family)
