I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Listen here, buddy. It's funny because Jehovah's Witnesses go door to door to preach. But this advent calendar is the opposite, every door tells them to "fuck off". It's ironic, get it? Also, I bet you are the type of dude who tries to convert people at parties. Don't be that dude, my guy.