If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.
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I fucking love rhubarbs
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What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
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i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
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What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
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