Charlie Kirk jokes
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.


