What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven??
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guys asshole?
He said “Fuck this shit!”
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4....if you turn it upside down
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ
LGBBQ
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
Why are gay guys so rude
Because they’re fucking assholes
Guy 2 whispering : oh i got tired of acting gay
Guy 1: i heard you, why are you acting gay ?
Guy 2: to attract gays and then give them an advice
Guy 1: so what's your advice to me ?
Guy 2: that i just know you're gay
LoL xD
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
