Friend jokes
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Who would've known?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Clarissa is here with us.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Hey Sandy.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...