Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. The joke is that orphans don't have a mom or dad, so they don't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day. This means they miss out on two days of the year. Get it now? You probably don't even know what a day is since your brain is smaller than a peanut.