Dracula jokes
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Memes
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Community
ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose