Dracula jokes
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
Community talk
ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose