Dracula jokes
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
Community talk
ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose