Dracula jokes

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

What do you call a lesbian vampire?

Cunt Dracula.

Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?

A dead man with AIDS.

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.