Dracula jokes
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Community talk
ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose