How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
todd hamilton
@toddhamilton
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.