how many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb, none they just sit there and cry in the dark
todd hamilton
today was the worst day ever my ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.