Friend jokes
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Who would've known?
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
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I'm sorry.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
I have fun with my friends.
Clarissa is here with us.
I love friends.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”