Friend jokes
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My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.