Make Yourself At Home

  • So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The dumbo thought "make yourself at home" was a literal invitation to take over. He booted his pal 'cause he's a loner. Newsflash: that's not how friends work. You probably don't have any.

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