Bestie

Bestie jokes

Friendship

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

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  • Knock knock

    Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

    Memes

    Friend

    My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

    Life Story

    Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

    But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

    Migraine

    Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

    Mind

    My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

    Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

    Memes

    Community

    so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus