Staircase

Staircase jokes

Memes

Song

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

Significant Other

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Stephen Hawking

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Fire

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Sister

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Heaven

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

Memes

Community

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe

Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more