A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
What's black and at the top of a staircase Not Stephen Hawking
