Staircase jokes
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.