Staircase jokes
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
DRUNKELSKOG
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.