Staircase

Staircase Jokes

Song

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

Significant Other

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Stephen Hawking

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Fire

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Sister

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Heaven

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."