Freedom jokes
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Don't free Britney!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.