Freedom jokes
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Yup, I'm in america.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
US Marine: Knock Knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Don't free Britney!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.