Freedom jokes

When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙

Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Don't free Britney!

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?

Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.

"Subah" means morning.