Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.

Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, “You first”

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.

The virgin Mary wasn’t a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

Bale me out!

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

Christianity

Good said let there be light and it was lit !