What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, “You first”

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Christanity

Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

Bale me out!

What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.

The virgin Mary wasn’t a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her

Maude of ghostposter is a dumb christian pussy ass bitch. She’s so fucking squeamish it’s hilarious although I hate her.

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.

Christianity

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond Virginia. I recommend that you go there

Good said let there be light and it was lit !

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number “six,” Oh no… One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said “I need to have sex.” He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, “I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me.” The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.