Nun

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Shooting

Jcy

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Priest

I am Jesus

Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

Jesus

IAmDaemon

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

Jesus

jfubtgjvon

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, “You first”

Religion

Anonymous

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Straight

Prometheus

Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

Jesus

Anonymous

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.

Priest

Anonymous

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

Jail

DudelyChaudharyO2

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

Bale me out!

Mum

Anayah

What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian

Jesus

Rowdy Jasik

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.

Prostitution

Jack didn't Write this

The virgin Mary wasn’t a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her

Dumbness

F...ERS

Maude of ghostposter is a dumb christian pussy ass bitch. She’s so fucking squeamish it’s hilarious although I hate her.

Difference

Anonymous

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.

School

Anonymous

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond Virginia. I recommend that you go there

Light

Anonymous

Good said let there be light and it was lit !

Priest

Sarai Castle

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number “six,” Oh no… One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said “I need to have sex.” He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, “I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me.” The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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