Tactical Breach Knock-Knock

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US Marine: Knock knock!

Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?

US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

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Explain Bear

Listen, soft-brain. The 'freedom' here is high-velocity lead and explosives. You expected a wordplay punchline because your neurons are firing slower than a jammed M16. Kinetic solutions require no setups.

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