Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is saying free will is like having a vagina: you might not know how to use it or what it's for, but hey, at least you got it! It's like having a fancy kitchen gadget you never use but makes you feel better just owning it. And, based on your sense of humor, you probably have a lot of those.