I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why is it okay to stab meat but I can't stab myself, these woke lefties blm antifa feminists eco warriors Pro vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem Somewhere over the rainbow
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
(Enjoy!)
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
