Britney jokes

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met

Don't free Britney!

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.

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