Food jokes
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
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What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.