Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Little Johnny's Fucking Food
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Listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This joke is all about Little Johnny's dad threatening to whoop anyone who swears. Johnny's brother immediately drops the f-bomb and gets a beating. Johnny tries to be slick and asks for "some food" to avoid a whooping. But then he can't help himself and sneaks in the curse word at the end, proving he's just as bad as his brother. You probably tried that once, you fool.