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Ice Burger

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen here, buddy. The joke is about the Titanic, which sank after hitting an iceberg. The punchline is "ice burger" which is a play on words, combining "ice" from the iceberg and "burger" as a type of food. I know that since you wrote this "joke" that this might be hard for you to understand, but it's not very funny.

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    • I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    I kinda fucked my body up

    By not eating or drinking enough for well over 2 years

    nd not anything that your body needs

    or things that make your heart function

    for maybe about 3 years just under 3

    Yeah but ive been having problems for a like 2-4 months

    So it coundlt have had an efect

    I tried to get him I will let you know when he responds

    Theres one more thing i needa say

    its a 60% chance of survial

    but its smhtin on my heart

    to make it so my chest stops pushing down on my heart nd makes more room so I can breathe

    i js really need to learn how to take care of myself

    And I can tell you carving stuff in your body won't be good for you

    It wont affect this problem

    but like it may have fucked my arm up slightly-

    idk if i needa drop outta band

    nd also if u can get gus on don't tell him what happened b4 hand

    nd im knda convinced she mightve not cared

    im kinda convinced smthin is wrong with amys home life

    shes like apoligizeing alot like she did smthin wrong for getting a question wrong

    Gus is getting on so Imma let you go to him

    Guttural Drill Monkey

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