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Mom Makes a Brat

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I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"

Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is nasty. The dude asks his mom to make him a bratwurst (brat). But the mom is sleepy and instead of going to the store she decides to slice off dad's pecker and serve it up as a snack! I know, right? You probably think ketchup is spicy.

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