Middle East

Middle East Jokes

Bomb

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

People

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Airstrike

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Girl

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

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  • Drone

    What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

    The drone guy didn't know either.

    Pride Month

    I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

    She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

    Suicide

    "Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

    Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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    Iraq

    I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.

    Palestinian

    How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

    Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • 9/11

    People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Stone

    What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

    It's legal to get stoned.

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  • Pilot

    Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

    He was the best pilot in Arab.