Middle East jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"