Middle East jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
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What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.