"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
iran
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What Did Iran Say To Oman
Oh Man I Ran Out Of Ideas
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;
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My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Got kidnapped in Iran Luckily iran
‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Your the bomb a complement in the USA A argument In The Middle East
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