"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
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Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
