Middle East jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.