Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that squirrels "love dick" because they "produce nut". But "produce nut" also means "making nuts" which is a squirrel's main deal. If I have to explain it more, you are more dumb than I thought. Also, squirrels are known for eating nuts, and you look like you eat a lot of nuts too, judging by that vacant stare.