Food jokes
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
it's a fnac ref
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!