Food jokes
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Eat this, peppe.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.