Food jokes
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Memes
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.