Food jokes
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
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Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.