Food jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
I knead bread.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.