Food jokes
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
really is there
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Kaas.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
I knead bread.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.