Crisp jokes
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Spinach
Corn flake.
Pacman
Cereal.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
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