Crisp jokes
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Curry.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
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