An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
prawn COCKtail
Why are orphans so lucky? Every crisp packet is family sized
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps? Because it's family size đ
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips đ
Whats binladens favourite flavour of crisp , plain
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman âa pint of lager................. and a packet of crispsâ The barman â why the large pauseâ
Whatâs Steven Hawkins favourite crisps brand? Walkers
