Crisp jokes

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."

So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...

Prawn cocktail.

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.

Curry.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

An iPhone has a button to go home.