Crisp jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...

Prawn cocktail.

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

Spinach

Corn flake.

Pacman

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Cereal.

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."