Crisp jokes
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Curry.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
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