Food jokes
Hi, I like food.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Memes
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Krusty nut
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.