Food jokes
Banana bread is cute.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Krusty nut
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Hi, I like food.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
I like moldy food.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)