Food jokes
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
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You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!