Food jokes
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I like moldy food.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "