Food jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Memes
Shitpostmastergeneral
I like moldy food.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.