Food jokes
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
What did the egg say to the tuna?
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
Banana!
Banana joke?
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.