Food jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
Memes
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.