Equation

Equation Jokes

Rizz

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Math

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Sex

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

Atheist

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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  • Beer

    Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

    Because you can't drink and derive.

    AK

    A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

    Question

    Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

    Algebra

    I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.