Equation jokes
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
(6x9)+6+9=69
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
1+1? Too hard.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
3+3=****
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.