Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

1+1? two hard.

(6x9)+6+9=69

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.

I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

Dear algebra, I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs

A hyped up f'ing machine

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac

whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.