Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
1+1? Too hard.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
(6x9)+6+9=69
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
3+3=****
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
