WiFi

WiFi Jokes

Misunderstanding

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

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  • Computer

    When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

    Memes

    Death

    Why did Steven Hawking die?

    He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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  • Update

    Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

    People

    Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

    P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

    P2: Airplane wifi.

    Router

    Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

    Plane

    Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

    On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

    People

    How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

    Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

    Coffin

    Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

    Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

    Church

    Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

    They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.