WiFi jokes
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.