WiFi jokes
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What did I do with the internet?
He lost Wifi connection...
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.