WiFi jokes

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

They unplugged the wifi.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

What did I do with the internet?

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.