Food jokes

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cosine Law.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.

The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"

The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.