What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Soft and Hard
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the classic riddle format, where you expect a normal answer. But BAM! It hits you with "Gum, you whore!" It's funny because it's unexpected and rude. You probably thought of something like a candle, didn't you, dummy?
Mark Tee
Wrong way around, but otherwise, well done :) x