Peeled Baby

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is messed up. You see, it asks what's red and screams. The answer is a peeled baby in a bag of salt. Now, why is that funny (or not)? Because it's unexpected and disturbing. Babies aren't supposed to be peeled or in bags of salt. You're basically laughing at something awful. People who don't get it are probably too innocent (or too dumb) to imagine such a horrible thing, just like you.